Prodigy Programmer Gifts

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"I love your work!"

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

Pushed to the max by the algebra test, Tim's brain spontaneously combusted.

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

'Beryl, I've been thinking.....'

"Cool game!"

'Bon Bons Away!'

'Oh yes, Steve is very smart. . . he even does the crossword puzzles in ink.'

"Those are my unfinished connect-the-dots which I plan on finishing when I learn how to count past 10."

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

"You are now $15,000 richer. I found the online password to your brokerage account 20 traders ago."

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

'He can't have that, can he, Mum - something beginning with M...Me?'

'This is Billy...my caddy and designated putter.'

Multi-core Mountain.

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

Man on phone: 'Hi. My name is J8 I1 M3, and I think I'm addicted to Scrabble.'