Playstation Prodigy Gifts

"Cool game!"

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

Rage.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"I love your work!"

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"I tested very high in playing."

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

'Beryl, I've been thinking.....'

'Bon Bons Away!'

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

'Oh yes, Steve is very smart. . . he even does the crossword puzzles in ink.'

"Those are my unfinished connect-the-dots which I plan on finishing when I learn how to count past 10."

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

Dad was teaching me to play Texas hold em, now I own his car.

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

Poker at Docs.

'This is Billy...my caddy and designated putter.'

'He can't have that, can he, Mum - something beginning with M...Me?'

Multi-core Mountain.

Man on phone: 'Hi. My name is J8 I1 M3, and I think I'm addicted to Scrabble.'

"We're having company for dinner tonight. Work on some cute remarks."

"I love having students around...their young brains are like sponges...they never seem to forget anything!"

'We have a problem. The computer game he invented promotes violence. But he was offered $10 million for it.'

"New! Crosscheckers! A game of strategy and vocabulary!"