Werewolf Admirer Gifts

Wolfman riding in the Car

"The question isn't 'werewolf' but 'whywolf'?"

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"So, Claire tells me you ate her parents last night."

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

"What the...I got a paternity suit from that scruffy poodle b***h from Inverness?!"

"I'm on a diet. I'm taking a blood thinner."

The Fourth Little Pig

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Ghost School.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"Which one is yours?"

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

My, grandma, what a big premium you have for a plan that doesn't cover getting eaten by a wolf.

A were-cow.

Fairy tale

"It's a full moon somewhere."

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

Halloween sculptor

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

Candy Corn Dracula

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'