Wolf Admirer Gifts

Wolf in bed.

Adoption centre nurse accepting a bribe from a pack of wolves

Wolf snacks vending machine: 3 Little Pigs, Little Red Riding Hood, Goldilocks.

'OK, tenth cup of coffee: Time to do some territory marking...'

"OK, so the test shows you have a large amount of wolf-DNA: that does not give you automatic entry to our pack..."

Moon wolf

"It's time to name the new warrior, any suggestions?"

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

"You're in big trouble, sister -- That wolf was my pet!"

"Frankly, the idea of "Mating for Life" is quite daunting to somebody like me who has a fear of commitment..."

It's a letter from Romulus and Remus thanking me for feeding them...Now, isn't that sweet...

Romulus and Remus

'Sorry, I'm colour-blind: Is she wearing a Red Riding-Hood?'

'The next howl I hear at this table means no more chasing dogsleds for a week.'

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

"Must be one of those new Russian mobsters."

That was the trouble with being raised by wolves, I was just so gosh darned yummy!

'A rare moonlit photo of Moomoo, the killer cow raised by a wolf pack.'

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

A wolf in Shep's clothing.

'Wait guys, don't go hunting without me, I'll get some tomato sauce...'

The Fourth Little Pig

My, grandma, what a big premium you have for a plan that doesn't cover getting eaten by a wolf.

Old Wolf. Wait, what did I come up here to do?

"I don't know this one."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You're such a good listener."