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"Have you ever wondered if there's more to life than this..?"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"I said slime."

The prying mantis,

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

"She's a natural!"

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

"Nonsense, Kevin. How could there be an anteater under your bed?"

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

"I like to crawl. I was happier as a caterpillar."

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!

The social isolation of the entomologist: 'Most people just want to talk about killing 'em.'

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

"Looks like someone got lucky."

'Mom, I'm only late because you told me not to come in until I wipe my feet first.'

"We just need more wiggle room."

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

Someday, the worm will turn.

"What pheromone are you using?"

Worm Appreciation Society!

"You drop yours first."

Russian Snail

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

A millipede hanging up his Christmas stockings.

'Do you realise what a find this is?'