Lugworm Lover T-Shirts

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

The Poky Little Pupa.

Football Chameleon

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"I said slime."

The prying mantis,

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Bubble gum leaves

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

Fruit Fly Job Interviews

"I have such strong feelers for you."

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

"She's a natural!"

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

'So are you the wise guy that thinks my food is not good enough to regurgitate and maul between your hands?'

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

Lizard Amusement Park

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'