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Geez, Bob, how many ladybugs did you eat?

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

The Poky Little Pupa.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

The prying mantis,

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Simply put.'

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Myths and legends...

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

"I miss the Augean stables."

"I'm going to get you fired."

Mantis Love

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"