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'Oh my, Mrs Ladybird, you'd better fly home: Your house is on fire and your children are gone...'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Polluted geese

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Here be dragons.

Knight feeding his kids.

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Lady of the bath...

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"I miss the Augean stables."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

Myths and legends...

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"