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'Oh my, Mrs Ladybird, you'd better fly home: Your house is on fire and your children are gone...'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Polluted geese

Papageno from The Magic Flute

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Knight feeding his kids.

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

Bird Tweet.

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"I miss the Augean stables."

Myths and legends...

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."