Love Bird Admirer T-Shirts

Love Birds love dancing together

Sauvignon Bonk

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

'I admire your floatibility.'

Baroque Peacock

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

You're the botanicals in my gin

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

Espresso Martini Peacock

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

'Which one is named after me?'

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Cupid paints Stop sign

Prosecco Peacock

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Love knows no boundaries.

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Love Trap

"Do you think someday we'll look back on this and laugh?"

"Are we really gonna do this?!"

You're a workaholic, Jan.

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

Love birds playing a guitar.

'How can I be the symbol for happiness and be a blue bird?'

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

Penguin to wing-flapping penguin: 'Pardon my saying, but you're acting a little flighty.'

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."