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Love Birds love being showered with love and kisses

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Polluted geese

Sauvignon Bonk

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Knight feeding his kids.

'You know too much!'

Pigeon Little

How about going easy on the carbs

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch."

Spring Training

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."