Love Birds Enthusiast Mugs

Love Birds love being showered with love and kisses

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Polluted geese

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

Sauvignon Bonk

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Knight feeding his kids.

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

'You know too much!'

Pigeon Little

How about going easy on the carbs

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch."

Canada Goose Jackets

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Spring Training

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'