Lovebirds Aficionado T-Shirts

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

Lesbian civil partnership.

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

Romance

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Bear Costume

'Cow in love'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

I only have eyes for you

Romance

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

Cupid and Targets

Boat wedding.

"This will be hilarious!"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Sitting in a tree

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

Happy Valentine's Day.

"I heard they mate for life."

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

"Let's fall in love and live in the subjunctive."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

Dancing in pyjamas

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Paint pots in love

Romance

Love is when you watch television together.

Layer cake

Tea of Love

Who Will blink First Hugs.

"Will you listen to the same three anecdotes until one of you dies?"