Lovebirds T-Shirts

"I don't care if she is a tape dispenser. I love her."

'Okay, we grew old together - Now what?'

'Answer me one question, would you?' 'O.K.' 'Do you still love me?' 'That's two!'

Two grooms.

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

Bathing.

'Me and your Grandad have been married for sixty years. But he still whispers sweet nothings into my hearing aid.'

'What God hath joined together let no higher tax bracket put asunder.'

"We were made for each other"

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'...and I promise to love, honor, and take this man for granted until death do we part.'

Two Brides - Just Married.

"I've found someone else who thinks I'm really attractive."

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

A Bird of Prey prevents Cupid firing his arrow.

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

Two brides throwing the bouquet.

"Up, down, up, down - I'm losing interest!"

Pensioner's Romance

Happy Anniversary!

'It's our fifth date, so I'll take a box of impatience.'

"Did we ask for a heart-shaped tub?"

'I don't suppose you're just writing me a Valentine?'

'I do. Just don't let it go to your head.'

'So soon they forget.'

'Why do birds in a nest always agree?'

Lesbian civil partnership.

Happy Golden Anniversary!

"Forty years man and wife and the chemistry was still there"

'You always insist on having the last word.'

The Invention of the 3rd Wheel

'Soooo, what about a romantic flight under the sun this morning?'

Romance

"Boy, is your father going to be surprised!"

"You really are every bit as graceful as your profile said you were."