Lovebirds Gifts

"I don't care if she is a tape dispenser. I love her."

'Okay, we grew old together - Now what?'

'Answer me one question, would you?' 'O.K.' 'Do you still love me?' 'That's two!'

Two grooms.

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

'Me and your Grandad have been married for sixty years. But he still whispers sweet nothings into my hearing aid.'

Bathing.

"We were made for each other"

'What God hath joined together let no higher tax bracket put asunder.'

'...and I promise to love, honor, and take this man for granted until death do we part.'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Two Brides - Just Married.

A Bird of Prey prevents Cupid firing his arrow.

"Did we ask for a heart-shaped tub?"

"Up, down, up, down - I'm losing interest!"

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

"I've found someone else who thinks I'm really attractive."

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

'It's our fifth date, so I'll take a box of impatience.'

Pensioner's Romance

Two brides throwing the bouquet.

'I do. Just don't let it go to your head.'

'I don't suppose you're just writing me a Valentine?'

Happy Anniversary!

'We can put the wedding on your credit card, and the honeymoon on mine...'

Wedding couple with dog.

"Don't you think you'll be uncomfortable sleeping in all that underwear?"

The Invention of the 3rd Wheel

Walking Cane Romance

'Expecting someone, are we?'

'I thought you'd never ask!'

'I asked Amy to marry me. What's a 'Pre-Nup?''

Boat wedding.

Living together, couple in love.

Two Brides.