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"Don't be fooled into thinking he's a good provider, Muriel. I hear he buys it all on credit."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Pirate

Fishing boat.

Shark infested custard!

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'Did you say psst?.'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'How can I be the symbol for happiness and be a blue bird?'

'I hate evolution!'