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"Don't be fooled into thinking he's a good provider, Muriel. I hear he buys it all on credit."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Pirate

Shark infested custard!

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Fishing boat.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Did you say psst?.'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'I hate evolution!'

Shark food pyramid.