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"Always an oil spill. Never a vodka spill."

Piranhaclaus

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Shark infested custard!

Fishing Boat Derby

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

"Oh my God with the singing!"

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Celine Dion

"That was 'Salt Peanuts'."

"Just as he was singing 'I'd like to be under the sea in an Octopus' garden', a giant, tentacled arm reached up and pulled McCartney into the ocean."

Freedom of the Press

'I don't want bread crumbs. I'd prefer some money to buy a cheeseburger.'

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

Evolved to Ski.

Rower Bobby Pearce stops mid-race to let some ducks cross his path safely

Discovery.

Evolution...the decoy shark.

'Be honest, Dad. As plankton, where are we on the food chain?'

Bear painting himself as a teddy bear.

Guitarist.

"You get the french fries, I'll get his wallet."

'You give really great cuddles mummy!'

'Bravo Professor, you stumbled upon the one fact that makes sense of it all. Unfortunately humanity is not permitted to know that the Universe was designed by a committee of ducks.'

Seagulls landing

Olympic Rings

'You're retaining water.'

"Who ever told you you could sing?"

"Excuse me, does this bus go the ocean?"

Two sharks are following some 'carrot fish' - 'I don't care if they're good for my eyesight... I'm not eating a carrot fish!'