Love Bugs T-Shirts

"Okay, you can kiss me. . . but no tongues!"

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"They're so adorable at that age!"

The Poky Little Pupa.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Mantis Love

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

'At ease, soldier.'

Cupid paints Stop sign

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

'I'm an atheist!'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Fruit Fly Job Interviews

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

Love Trap

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

'You know, termite queens have over 100 million offspring. I mean, just saying...'

"Do you think someday we'll look back on this and laugh?"

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

Jungle

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

'Think about it: There's only one Queen, so we must be sisters!'