Love Bugs Pillows

"Okay, you can kiss me. . . but no tongues!"

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Mantis Love

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

'At ease, soldier.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'I'm an atheist!'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Fruit Fly Job Interviews

"Do you think someday we'll look back on this and laugh?"

'You know, termite queens have over 100 million offspring. I mean, just saying...'

Love Trap

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

"After seventeen years underground, I'm gonna buzz my ass off."

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

Jungle

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'