Ladybug Lover Pillows

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Here be dragons.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Lady of the bath...

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

The prying mantis,

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'Simply put.'

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

Myths and legends...

"I miss the Augean stables."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"I'm going to get you fired."

Mantis Love

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"