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Mother's Day in the Bug World...

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Mantis Love

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Dads

"Damn it, agree to whatever she demands. No matter what it takes, I want my mommy."

"I'm trying to make them look less scary."

'It's one of life's little miracles!'

"Your mom is a little overprotective, isn't she?"

'Mom, would you have married Dad if you had seen him in high definition first?'

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"Did you or did you not perform the fake ball toss on my client, causing irreparable humiliation?"

Cherubs holding big heart.

Never marry the girl next door: 'I know you better than you know yourself!'

'Little Tommy took the cap off the sauce bottle when he got home from school in the end.'

The terrible 2's. It was an awful stage.

'For a brief time I held the world record for the youngest person on earth.'

"It wasn't our first choice of schools, but we had a Groupon for it, so what the hell."

'As near as I can figure something bad happened and they're both in on it.'

"I don't know what's worse - my helicopter mom or her drone."

'You know how vacations are. You don't even get to the end of the block before your dad starts asking if it's over yet.'

'These baby teeth are a non-renewable resource rapidly being depleted and should bring more.'

"It's an educational toy. Let HIM figure out how to assemble it!"

"My mom still makes all my clothes by hand."

"I brought protection."

'I told my Mom either the sitter goes, or I go!'

"The scratchpost is for the cat, the other one is for my son."

'You kids stop your bleating or I'll give you something to bleat about.'

"Jack and Nina's concern grew when their son, James, confided in them that his imaginary friend was, in fact, a short-tempered snapping turtle."