Parental Love Bugs Gifts

Mother's Day in the Bug World...

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Mantis Love

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

'I love your spindly legs, your tiny pinhead and your bulging thorax - marry me!'

'Huh! You men are all alike!'

"Damn it, agree to whatever she demands. No matter what it takes, I want my mommy."

Dads

'It's one of life's little miracles!'

'Hey, Benny, I think she's giving you the signals.'

"I'm trying to make them look less scary."

"Your mom is a little overprotective, isn't she?"

'Mom, would you have married Dad if you had seen him in high definition first?'

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"Did you or did you not perform the fake ball toss on my client, causing irreparable humiliation?"

Cherubs holding big heart.

Never marry the girl next door: 'I know you better than you know yourself!'

'For a brief time I held the world record for the youngest person on earth.'

Some parents …

'Little Tommy took the cap off the sauce bottle when he got home from school in the end.'

The terrible 2's. It was an awful stage.

"It wasn't our first choice of schools, but we had a Groupon for it, so what the hell."

'As near as I can figure something bad happened and they're both in on it.'

"I don't know what's worse - my helicopter mom or her drone."

"Jack and Nina's concern grew when their son, James, confided in them that his imaginary friend was, in fact, a short-tempered snapping turtle."

'You know how vacations are. You don't even get to the end of the block before your dad starts asking if it's over yet.'

"My mom still makes all my clothes by hand."

"The scratchpost is for the cat, the other one is for my son."

'These baby teeth are a non-renewable resource rapidly being depleted and should bring more.'

'I told my Mom either the sitter goes, or I go!'

"I brought protection."

'You kids stop your bleating or I'll give you something to bleat about.'

"Guess who's in love?"