Love Bug Gifts

"Do me a favor: this year, go nuts. They could use it."

'I love your spindly legs, your tiny pinhead and your bulging thorax - marry me!'

'Huh! You men are all alike!'

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"It is against computer viruses!"

Cherubs holding big heart.

"So whassup, babe?"

Mantis Love

Girl In Bed

"Guess who's in love?"

"Oh there was a locust plague alright and lots and lots of possible love interests, but your mum was a real standout..."

Never marry the girl next door: 'I know you better than you know yourself!'

You give me butterflies!

'Hey, Benny, I think she's giving you the signals.'

'Baby, I'm giving you all of my heart, just not the same heart I gave to her. She still has that one.'

"I brought protection."

Sauvignon Bonk

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

The Poky Little Pupa.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'Which one is named after me?'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

Cupid paints Stop sign