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Vegetarian Birds

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Bubble gum leaves

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

It's an experiment.

Mummy Tourists

"That's perfect! The bloody door is too small!"

Adios Amoebas

"We just need more wiggle room."

Mummy Toilet Roll.

Black Truffles!

Prosecco Drinker

"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"

Worm Appreciation Society!

The mushroom pickers

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

Worm humour

Magic Mushrooms

Jerry realized he had been flirting with Gina's wrong end for the past hour.

"It wasn't as good as his first book, 'Eating Worms.'"

"Oh, boy! My favorite! plotting soil!"

'We can only offer you our basic dental plan: this dental floss and a pack of sugar-free gum.'

"You've heard of that new virus that's been going around? It's me!"

'He may be loaded, Tammy, but he's still a dirt-eating worm.'

"He'll have to call you back. He's just now jumping in the shower."

'I'd say it's a fungal infection.'