Gummy Worm Fanatic T-Shirts

Vegetarian Birds

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Bubble gum leaves

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

It's an experiment.

Mummy Tourists

Adios Amoebas

"We just need more wiggle room."

Mummy Toilet Roll.

Black Truffles!

Worm Appreciation Society!

Prosecco Drinker

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"

The mushroom pickers

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

"He'll have to call you back. He's just now jumping in the shower."

"You've heard of that new virus that's been going around? It's me!"

'He may be loaded, Tammy, but he's still a dirt-eating worm.'

"It wasn't as good as his first book, 'Eating Worms.'"

Worm humour

Jerry realized he had been flirting with Gina's wrong end for the past hour.

"Oh, boy! My favorite! plotting soil!"

Magic Mushrooms

'I'd say it's a fungal infection.'

'You look like a fun guy!'