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"You'll sit in a duck blind in freezing rain all day, but won't take a vitamin unless it's a cherry-flavored gummy chewable."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Today's special... donuts.

The Brothers Grime

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Bubble gum leaves

Vegetarian Birds

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

'What can you get with a quarter?'

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Easter Candy Island.

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

'Imagine that in gummi!'

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

How Piñatas Are Born

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

Building a gingerbread house

"I'll have dessert first."

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'