Gummy Lover T-Shirts

"You'll sit in a duck blind in freezing rain all day, but won't take a vitamin unless it's a cherry-flavored gummy chewable."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Today's special... donuts.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

The Brothers Grime

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Vegetarian Birds

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Bubble gum leaves

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'What can you get with a quarter?'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

How Piñatas Are Born

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

Building a gingerbread house

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"I'll have dessert first."