Stuffed Toy Fan Pillows

At little Jessica's tea party, nobody ate a bite, claiming they were stuffed

Packaging Russian Dolls

False food.

Help me!

Jeremy Clarkson.

Jack in the Box

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

Winter in the City

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

Hooks R Us.

"I suppose it's 'Empty Nest Syndrome', doctor. . . ever since Amber left for college I've felt so empty!"

'My imagination has way too much time on its hands.'

Dog with chew toy.

"The courts ruled that we had to open it up to all stuffed animals."

Rubik's Cubicle

'Hey, you two! Stop that.'

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

"I understand you see yourself in legal, but we see you as a large cuddly stuffed toy."

"My new dolls are smart. In fact, one of them is doing my homework."

Playing an arcade machine

"Looks like somebody's having a fight with her little boyfriend."

'You've been giving me the stink eye for two months. What gives?'

'I shoudn't have bought you that trampoline.'

"Tag. . . you're it!"

"Say AAAH!"

"Hi kid. I'm gonna be your favorite toy ever! In 40 years, you'll shell out 2,500 bucks for a near-mint version of me to help you forget that you're a fat, balding, 50 year old loser."

"Isn't this great? Everyone sees you as a stuffed spider monkey...but when we're alone, you come to life and talk to me!"

Sock monkey holding onto sock

"And thus the hunters become the hunted."

'Oh it's just what I wanted, how did you know?!!'

'I hear she's got Double-D batteries.'

Teddy bear buys 'get stuffed' greetings card

Animals playing football.

'OHHHH, WOW! My VERY own CAR and COLLISION BARRIER!'