Stuffed Toy Fan Mugs

At little Jessica's tea party, nobody ate a bite, claiming they were stuffed

Packaging Russian Dolls

False food.

Help me!

Jack in the Box

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

Winter in the City

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

Hooks R Us.

"I suppose it's 'Empty Nest Syndrome', doctor. . . ever since Amber left for college I've felt so empty!"

'My imagination has way too much time on its hands.'

Dog with chew toy.

"The courts ruled that we had to open it up to all stuffed animals."

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

'Hey, you two! Stop that.'

Rubik's Cubicle

"I understand you see yourself in legal, but we see you as a large cuddly stuffed toy."

"My new dolls are smart. In fact, one of them is doing my homework."

"Looks like somebody's having a fight with her little boyfriend."

'You've been giving me the stink eye for two months. What gives?'

"Tag. . . you're it!"

Playing an arcade machine

"Say AAAH!"

"Hi kid. I'm gonna be your favorite toy ever! In 40 years, you'll shell out 2,500 bucks for a near-mint version of me to help you forget that you're a fat, balding, 50 year old loser."

'I shoudn't have bought you that trampoline.'

"Isn't this great? Everyone sees you as a stuffed spider monkey...but when we're alone, you come to life and talk to me!"

"And thus the hunters become the hunted."

'Oh it's just what I wanted, how did you know?!!'

'I hear she's got Double-D batteries.'

Animals playing football.

Teddy bear buys 'get stuffed' greetings card

'Well no one told me it has to be alive!'

'OHHHH, WOW! My VERY own CAR and COLLISION BARRIER!'