Handmade Toy Fan Mugs

Dog with chew toy.

Packaging Russian Dolls

Inaction Figure

About the potter.

Jack in the Box

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

Jeremy Clarkson.

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

Ken and Barbie, corrected for age and anatomy.

"My Dad made it himself but I get the feeling he's never seen 'Iron Man'."

"I suppose it's 'Empty Nest Syndrome', doctor. . . ever since Amber left for college I've felt so empty!"

Um, aren't you meant to open the window first?

"Hi, we're Intensive Care Bears."

Hooks R Us.

Children.

'Hey, you two! Stop that.'

Rubik's Cubicle

At little Jessica's tea party, nobody ate a bite, claiming they were stuffed

"Tag. . . you're it!"

"I'm afraid that being a bobblehead does increase your risk for Restless Head Syndrome."

Witches

Wildlife crafts

'I shoudn't have bought you that trampoline.'

"Hi kid. I'm gonna be your favorite toy ever! In 40 years, you'll shell out 2,500 bucks for a near-mint version of me to help you forget that you're a fat, balding, 50 year old loser."

"You be careful. I don't want you scruffing your shoes."

'They are completely free of growth hormones.'

Scissors and pen

Animals playing football.

'I hear she's got Double-D batteries.'

'OHHHH, WOW! My VERY own CAR and COLLISION BARRIER!'

"And this one is for not throwing the other ones away."