Toy Car Fan Mugs

'OHHHH, WOW! My VERY own CAR and COLLISION BARRIER!'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'It seats two comfortably.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

Jack in the Box

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Taking to the sky...

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Hooks R Us.

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'I believe you were first.'

'Our limo's here.'

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

The Race

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Angry pensioner

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

Ducks crossing.

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

'And this is our basic model.'

'Wheel technical support line.'

The latest range in Muscle cars.

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

Have you installed the heater?

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

Cylinder Head