Chew Toy Clinician Pillows

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

'My parents are giving up desserts for Lent, so I'm balancing the family diet by giving up vegetables.'

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

"If you're not a good boy, Santa will bring you only educational toys."

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

Diners sit in high chairs, wear bibs and eat baby food. Man says: 'I love this place, it's just so retro.'

'Sweetheart, Danny can't come home right now... I'll take a look at your doll baby this evening then probably schedule some tests.'

'All those in favor...'

"I'm fairly sure you can't count jaffa cakes as one of your five a day."

Squeaker Trophies

'Could I have a look at your childrens menu? It's only my inner child that's hungry!'

So your idea is that we reorientate our global production to place more emphasis on small chewy things that taste of meat...EVERYBODY'S opinion is of value( even if some may be of more use than others)

'I had no idea a puppy could be so destructive.'

"In my day, we got bubblegum in our hair, not drones!"

'Directives from the government, meetings with the union, disputes with suppliers - it's getting more and more difficult to make bubble gum these days.'

'Chronic fatigue.'

'Chew each bite ten times? †I'm a busy man!'

"I see the world as a giant chew toy."

"My dog chewed up my steering wheel. Then he started gnawing on my floor mats and now he bit off my seat belt. What do you recommend?"

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