Chew Toy Clinician Gifts

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

'My parents are giving up desserts for Lent, so I'm balancing the family diet by giving up vegetables.'

I was allowed to chew this. But not that

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

"If you're not a good boy, Santa will bring you only educational toys."

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

Diners sit in high chairs, wear bibs and eat baby food. Man says: 'I love this place, it's just so retro.'

'Sweetheart, Danny can't come home right now... I'll take a look at your doll baby this evening then probably schedule some tests.'

'All those in favor...'

"I'm fairly sure you can't count jaffa cakes as one of your five a day."

Squeaker Trophies

'Could I have a look at your childrens menu? It's only my inner child that's hungry!'

So your idea is that we reorientate our global production to place more emphasis on small chewy things that taste of meat...EVERYBODY'S opinion is of value( even if some may be of more use than others)

"My dog chewed up my steering wheel. Then he started gnawing on my floor mats and now he bit off my seat belt. What do you recommend?"

"I see the world as a giant chew toy."

'Chronic fatigue.'

'Directives from the government, meetings with the union, disputes with suppliers - it's getting more and more difficult to make bubble gum these days.'

'Chew each bite ten times? †I'm a busy man!'

"In my day, we got bubblegum in our hair, not drones!"

'I had no idea a puppy could be so destructive.'