Crunch Enthusiast Gifts

Tartine

Glastonbury. After.

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Rage.

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Love is when you watch television together.

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Joel! Killer crust!"

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Full English Breakfast.

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

"Great coffee, Carole."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'I hate all holidays!'

Back in 5 minutes!

Sheltering in place.

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"Goal!"

"He's an indoor cat."