Crunch Connoisseur Mugs

How different foods crunch.

Chip Magnet

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Trail mix?"

"Joel! Killer crust!"

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

'Time to buy.'

Somewhere in France

"Can you keep a secret?"

Future Wrestler

'You reek of crackers.'

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"Maybe I've been brainwashed, but at this point I do believe I actually want a goddamn cracker."

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

'Dear father for what I am about to receive I give thee thanks.'

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

"Oh, it's just a corny old bee movie."

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

The Butcher of 35th street.

"We're out of empanadas!"

Baker

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

"I love the way next door never tidy their garden - it's the perfect source of blackberries for our apple crumble."