Clap Enthusiast Mugs

"Every Thursday 8 pm, he's out there clapping himself silly. It's the only bit of self-isolating peace I get."

Standing ovation machine at the gym.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Theatre Crowd

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

If you're happy and you know it...

Clown Wife

Bulltoon: Certifiabull

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Mass Travel

"Seriously?"

Monster Clown

Clown walks balloon dog

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"

"We need to have a serious talk."

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"Sir? - it's clowntime."

Why did I marry that clown?

''...And they all lived slap-happily ever after.''