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"Yeah, it's all grown locally. Just not locally around here."

Notice Board - Locally Sourced Gossip

Protestor holding sign reading 'Gravitate Locally'.

Bermondsey

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Clandestine cows.

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Nice park. . .

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

'Nice smile.'

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

"I'd like to make a return."

You're my Statue of Liberty

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

Well, yes, it's a free library, but...

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'