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Seattle. 10 Starbucks.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'In general, do the right thing.'

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

Clandestine cows.

"If you see this as motherly advice, we have a whole new subject to explore."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Have you considered getting a life-coach?'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

You're my Statue of Liberty

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

'The secret to staying in business, Wilson, is making something that's needed. Profit!'

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

"There's someone here who says she has a word to the wise. Do we have anyone like that?"

'Bring back my crystal ball!'

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

'How do you think I ended up alone on the top of a mountain?'

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

"I'll give you some advice. When you're up to your nose, keep your mouth shut."

Tourists in New York – where are they from?

Sunday Monday

"I have dusk free."

Avoid boys who spend more on hair products than you do!

'This box usually yields one or two sensible suggestions,four or five stupid ideas,ten to twenty immoral suggestions and several hundred candy wrappers.'