Canada Enthusiast T-Shirts

Canadian Geese

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Fall in Canada

"Ask Sadie Advice Hour," what's you problem?! Kanye West said he's running for president in 2020, and I don't know whether to weep or move to Canada. Canada! Canada! Canada! Everybody always wants to move to Canada whenever they think the USA has taken a turn for the worse! None of you lily-livered quitters could stand a single Canadian winter, let alone stare down a moose at six paces. You want Canada? You can't handle Canada! How tall is a moose?

Justin Trudeau

"I''m Adam from Canada, eh..."

Canadian beaver nervously sitting atop a bomb, USA, which is about to explode

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Hockey Season.

The Leafs win the Cup!

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Donald Glover

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

'His wife is very supportive.'

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

Mrs. Tree? A hockey ball hit your daughter. It's likely just a bad bruise. Whew! Though there could be a fracture, nerve damage or fatal blood clots. What? Don't worry. Our medical advisor is evaluating Twig right now. Can you sign this liability waiver? Her hand seems fine. Team lawyer.

You're my Statue of Liberty

"Psst, Abe. Tom and I are relocating to Canada. You in?"

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'

Reach you goal! Financial Planners Inc. Quality Dentistry. Get you smile back! Anger Management Classes. Downtown clinic. Slipped on ice? Clark Law can get you cash$.

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

"What?!! I'm reducing friction on the ice."

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

'That's an interesting point. If they're both on the same team, is it a penalty?'