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Oz Characters in the job market. Personnel Dept. I think "what field have you been working in?" was a trick question.

"We were told that you can get what we want."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"Recalculating route..."

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Dorothy and Toto

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

A skier and a paraglider

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

Tin Man Visits New York

'If that's Dorothy, we're not here.'

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

' I don't think we're in Kansas any more ...'

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

The pop-up book of fighters

The Trumps

Classic Film Festival. The Wizard of Oz. In "The Wizard of Oz," Dorothy's house is blown far away. She must have lived in a lighthouse!

Zen Master Huineng

The Tin Ombudsman.

"When Irish eyes are smiling...sure...they steal your heart away."

Goal Post Ape.

'Oh, boy! You don't need a license OR a brain to buy one!'