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"We were told that you can get what we want."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"Recalculating route..."

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

Dorothy and Toto

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

A skier and a paraglider

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

Tin Man Visits New York

'If that's Dorothy, we're not here.'

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

Zen Master Huineng

The pop-up book of fighters

The Trumps

The Tin Ombudsman.

"I suppose you're right. Some extra fire coverage would be a no-brainer."

Goal Post Ape.