Zoom Call Guru Gifts

"And just to be clear; I don't receive video-meeting invitations. . . I send them!"

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

Covid and Restarting School

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

THEATRICAL AGENCY, 'We have an opening to do some commercials - How'd you like to be the LEAST interesting man in the world?'

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

"I'm fine going all zoom."

The New Business Power Suit

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

"I'm up to my neck in something at the moment, can I give you a zoom call this afternoon."

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

"Tim hasn't felt comfortable coming back into the office but he has sent some of his thoughts."

"I don't know about you guys, but I sure miss the dog park."

"Half-dressed Covid pizza special."

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

"Wel...come...to...my...zoom...meet...ing..."

'Did I put on pantyhose for this?'

"And remember, team, working from home shouldn't be seen as an excuse for allowing standards to drop."

"Heading back to the office after a year of daily zoom meetings."

"Back to face-to-face working, lad? I think not! Be off home with you!"

"Our coffee plantation is saved! Look! Now, for one meeting - ten pots of coffee!"

"I didn't get the job. They hated my Zoom background."

"It's even affecting Zoom now!"

And have you been coping with lockdown?

"I'm afraid you have Zoom fatigue."

New Zoom Backgrounds

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