Zoom Call Guru Pillows

"And just to be clear; I don't receive video-meeting invitations. . . I send them!"

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

Covid and Restarting School

Mark Anthony on Zoom.

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

THEATRICAL AGENCY, 'We have an opening to do some commercials - How'd you like to be the LEAST interesting man in the world?'

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

"I'm fine going all zoom."

The New Business Power Suit

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

"Tim hasn't felt comfortable coming back into the office but he has sent some of his thoughts."

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

"I'm up to my neck in something at the moment, can I give you a zoom call this afternoon."

"I don't know about you guys, but I sure miss the dog park."

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

"Half-dressed Covid pizza special."

"Wel...come...to...my...zoom...meet...ing..."

'Did I put on pantyhose for this?'

"And remember, team, working from home shouldn't be seen as an excuse for allowing standards to drop."

"I can't take the zoom lifestyle for one more minute!"

"Heading back to the office after a year of daily zoom meetings."

"Back to face-to-face working, lad? I think not! Be off home with you!"

"Our coffee plantation is saved! Look! Now, for one meeting - ten pots of coffee!"

"That's what I call multi-tasking - attending two simultaneous zoom meetings while taking a nap!"

"I didn't get the job. They hated my Zoom background."

New Zoom Backgrounds

"I'm afraid you have Zoom fatigue."

And have you been coping with lockdown?

"It's even affecting Zoom now!"