Zoom Call Enthusiast Prints

And have you been coping with lockdown?

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

Office Meeting

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'The King of what?'

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'

...the onion rings

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

Zoomies call.

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

'If you don't mind, my sales manager wanted me to call him the second you took the hook.'

"I don't know about you guys, but I sure miss the dog park."

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

Work From Home Power Suit

"No, you hang up first. No, you!"

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

Robinson Crusoe on the phone - "Big job. No problem, it'll be done by Friday."

". . . and a special welcome to Bob from Australia!"

"You're all better people on Zoom than you are in real life."

"Heading back to the office after a year of daily zoom meetings."

Phone Calls As a Child and As an Adult