Virtual Combat Master Pillows

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

Being unable to clearly articulate responses to interview questions is a common mistake...

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

Arcarde Patrol

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

"You don't need English on every shot."

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

Play Ball!

'He's lost a lot of eight-ball.'

'The only thing I don't like about playing solitaire on the computer is you can't peek under the cards.'

"Yeah yeah, nice, but how many online followers do you have?"

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

'Hey! - Yeah you mister! Pull over now!!'

Teleworking had many advantages but colin missed the opportunity to stand around the watercooler discussing success stories.

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

"I don't care if it is the most realistic World War II simulator game, I still refuse to salute you."

"Yethhh, hello. . .are you clothed?"

Back to Zoom Savings

Peeking in on a Bat Zoom Call

'Of course this game is educational; how else could I prepare for a zombie apocalypse.'

"Your meeting's over. You can relax you zoom face now."

"Dude...I don't think this kinda battle has a reset button."

'You can cancel my appointment. My computer reached him!'