Virtual Combat Master Gifts

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

Being unable to clearly articulate responses to interview questions is a common mistake...

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

Arcarde Patrol

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"We don't communicate any more..."

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

"You don't need English on every shot."

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

Play Ball!

'He's lost a lot of eight-ball.'

'The only thing I don't like about playing solitaire on the computer is you can't peek under the cards.'

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

"Yeah yeah, nice, but how many online followers do you have?"

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

Teleworking had many advantages but colin missed the opportunity to stand around the watercooler discussing success stories.

"I don't care if it is the most realistic World War II simulator game, I still refuse to salute you."

'Hey! - Yeah you mister! Pull over now!!'

conversing using table tennis technology

Back to Zoom Savings

"Yethhh, hello. . .are you clothed?"

'Of course this game is educational; how else could I prepare for a zombie apocalypse.'

Peeking in on a Bat Zoom Call

"Your meeting's over. You can relax you zoom face now."

Worst Zoom Meeting Ever.

Team Meeting

Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You ok in there? I think I'm dying here. What? D'you need me to call 911? I don