Virtual Card Master Gifts

'The only thing I don't like about playing solitaire on the computer is you can't peek under the cards.'

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

Office Meeting

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

Negative Interest Meeting

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

Being unable to clearly articulate responses to interview questions is a common mistake...

"Dressing like that for an online job hunt won't give you any more luck."

With a webcam I can attend meetings while sitting behind my desk here at home. This situation leads to some disjointed clothing ensembles.

"We don't communicate any more..."

"Listen, Phil....LOVE the hi-def video conferencing, but next time can you trim your nose hairs?"

Thanks TSA

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

Summer

'I've lost my voice...'

Wordplay: Amphibious

"Yethhh, hello. . .are you clothed?"

Peeking in on a Bat Zoom Call

"I'm afraid you have Zoom fatigue."

"Congratulations! You are now forging ahead in our self-isolating backdrop competition!"

"Your meeting's over. You can relax you zoom face now."

Cat Zoom

Worst Zoom Meeting Ever.

'I take it your world is upside down.'

@Susie #you're it.

"Do you mind if I call you 'Rayna the Robot?'"

"Quiz Night? I thought Monday was Kinky Fun Night."

Virtual Romance

'You can cancel my appointment. My computer reached him!'

'I can't use the webcam, mother. Being Christmas morning my server is down.'

Joe Biden Articulates His Plan for the Coronavirus

"There! I finished the display! It was hard, but I did it!"