Virtual Wish Master Gifts

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"If three coins in the Trevi fountain will work, why not lots?"

"If only you could do this in real life..."

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

Capitalism

What do you wish for next year?

Birthday cake

Dinosaur Wishbone

'Football on TV all year round, you say?'

"Mom, I'm losing my edge with remote learning. I've forgotten how to harass a substitute teacher!"

"Simply log on. . . Download the cashless app. . . connect to my bank. . . verify password. . . select currency. . . load augmented reality. . . and swipe a virtual penny into the. . . You forgot to make a wish darling - that's the fun part!"

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."

'Got any coins? No, I'll write out a cheque.'

'OK, that's strike two. What is your third wish?'

'Are you sure? OK. It's your wish Aladdin. You shall be in a boy band.'

'All I wanted was a cup of tea.'

Sharing Pizza.

"Can Brandon log on and play?"

'Is that your one and only wish; neuter all men?'

"Quick, make a wish."

"I mean, I can throw it a third time."

'Big tits count as two of the three wishes.'

Zoom Wedding Crasher

'Wait a minute -- you did all this stuff in a VIDEO GAME?'

"I can grant you three fishes."

'My lawyer will get one of the wishes to make sure they are legally binding.'