Wish Makers Gifts

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

'My lawyer will get one of the wishes to make sure they are legally binding.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

Genie in bottle grants maid's wish.

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."

'Dang.'

"Miss Robinson, do I need any wishes?"

"If three coins in the Trevi fountain will work, why not lots?"

Genie.

'I wish I looked like a model.'

'Did you make a wish?'

'Sorry, I don't do bailouts.'

"If I had three wishes, my last wish would be to only have two wishes."

Bank as a money tree

'Some dope wished to live for a thousand years, so I turned him into a sequoia!'

'There is no million dollar inheritance, just a lottery ticket for each of you.'

Dinosaur Wishbone

"How much do you tip your genie?"

Birthday cake

'Before you wish for anything, you clear it with me.'

'Football on TV all year round, you say?'

'Go to my facebook page for a list of the things I'd like. . .'

"Simply log on. . . Download the cashless app. . . connect to my bank. . . verify password. . . select currency. . . load augmented reality. . . and swipe a virtual penny into the. . . You forgot to make a wish darling - that's the fun part!"

"Scarlett Johansson"? Look, pal, I'm a wishing star, not a miracle-working star!

"A better standard of living?... Can you be a bit more specific?"

'I wish I had my money back...'