Wish Makers Prints

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

'My lawyer will get one of the wishes to make sure they are legally binding.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

'Dang.'

"Miss Robinson, do I need any wishes?"

Genie.

"If three coins in the Trevi fountain will work, why not lots?"

'Sorry, I don't do bailouts.'

Bank as a money tree

"If I had three wishes, my last wish would be to only have two wishes."

'Some dope wished to live for a thousand years, so I turned him into a sequoia!'

'There is no million dollar inheritance, just a lottery ticket for each of you.'

Dinosaur Wishbone

Birthday cake

"How much do you tip your genie?"

'Before you wish for anything, you clear it with me.'

'Football on TV all year round, you say?'

'I wish I had my money back...'

'It's just that when I said 'I wish I was a babe magnet'...'

"Simply log on. . . Download the cashless app. . . connect to my bank. . . verify password. . . select currency. . . load augmented reality. . . and swipe a virtual penny into the. . . You forgot to make a wish darling - that's the fun part!"

"Okay, what's your second wish?"

"A better standard of living?... Can you be a bit more specific?"