Quirky Wishmaker Prints

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

"Miss Robinson, do I need any wishes?"

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"If three coins in the Trevi fountain will work, why not lots?"

What do you wish for next year?

Birthday cake

"Use less powder. You're planting them too deep."

Fringe festival

Dinosaur Wishbone

'Football on TV all year round, you say?'

"Simply log on. . . Download the cashless app. . . connect to my bank. . . verify password. . . select currency. . . load augmented reality. . . and swipe a virtual penny into the. . . You forgot to make a wish darling - that's the fun part!"

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

'It's just that when I said 'I wish I was a babe magnet'...'

"A talking sandwich? This is like a bad dream."

"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."

"Why can't she ask for something realistic...? Like a pony, or a puppy, or a unicorn...?"

'Are you sure? OK. It's your wish Aladdin. You shall be in a boy band.'

"Pick any three items and they're yours"

Random things I miss: Deciding on a holiday

'Got any coins? No, I'll write out a cheque.'

City Hike

The dream was a little hard to follow â€" but the closed captioning helped.

"Quick, make a wish."

Sharing Pizza.

'All I wanted was a cup of tea.'

'So long, old friend.'

'Now my dreams are being interrupted by old actors selling denture adhesive!'

'Is that your one and only wish; neuter all men?'