Quirky Wishmaker Gifts

'I wish I looked like a model.'

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

"Miss Robinson, do I need any wishes?"

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"If three coins in the Trevi fountain will work, why not lots?"

'Did you make a wish?'

What do you wish for next year?

Birthday cake

Dinosaur Wishbone

Fringe festival

"Use less powder. You're planting them too deep."

'Football on TV all year round, you say?'

'Go to my facebook page for a list of the things I'd like. . .'

"A talking sandwich? This is like a bad dream."

"Simply log on. . . Download the cashless app. . . connect to my bank. . . verify password. . . select currency. . . load augmented reality. . . and swipe a virtual penny into the. . . You forgot to make a wish darling - that's the fun part!"

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

'It's just that when I said 'I wish I was a babe magnet'...'

"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."

"Why can't she ask for something realistic...? Like a pony, or a puppy, or a unicorn...?"

'Are you sure? OK. It's your wish Aladdin. You shall be in a boy band.'

Random things I miss: Deciding on a holiday

"Pick any three items and they're yours"

City Hike

'Got any coins? No, I'll write out a cheque.'

"World peace and an end to famine sorted, David blows his last wish on a Tesla..."

'A date with Angelina Jolie?-- Do I look like a pimp or something?'

The dream was a little hard to follow â€" but the closed captioning helped.

'All I wanted was a cup of tea.'

"Quick, make a wish."

"I'm donating this to the 'Make-a-Wish Foundation'."

Sharing Pizza.

'So long, old friend.'

'Now my dreams are being interrupted by old actors selling denture adhesive!'

"You can have 3 wishes apart from: No, I can't synch your phone with your computer. . ."