Wish Maker Gifts

"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

'Did you make a wish?'

'Football on TV all year round, you say?'

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

Sharing Pizza.

"If three coins in the Trevi fountain will work, why not lots?"

"Quick, make a wish."

Birthday cake

"I'd like a purple unicorn."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Storm in a magic lamp.

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

'Before I grant you your wish you have to fill out an environmental statement.'

'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

Wishing Well

"I wish I could give you a pay rise, a bonus, and an extra week of vacation, but..."

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."

A Discreet Hint.

Just a sec – I want to see which wishes get the most likes before I decide.

Genie.

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

'I wish I looked like a model.'

"If I had three wishes, my last wish would be to only have two wishes."

"I cant do that! Who's gonna deliver the mail?!"

"Hearing aids. What did you wish for?"

Make a Wish

Future beauty pageant contestants' Christmas wish.

Capitalism

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$