Festive Wish Maker Gifts

"A wage increase to match inflation..."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Priest

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

"If three coins in the Trevi fountain will work, why not lots?"

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Genie.

Scary Face at Window

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."

'I wish I looked like a model.'

'Did you make a wish?'

"Room for bigger presents!"

"If I had three wishes, my last wish would be to only have two wishes."

Santa's Nightmares

What do you wish for next year?

Dinosaur Wishbone

Birthday cake

"How much do you tip your genie?"

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- Are you a Keynesian or something?'

'Go to my facebook page for a list of the things I'd like. . .'

'Football on TV all year round, you say?'

"Scarlett Johansson"? Look, pal, I'm a wishing star, not a miracle-working star!

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

'If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere.'

"Simply log on. . . Download the cashless app. . . connect to my bank. . . verify password. . . select currency. . . load augmented reality. . . and swipe a virtual penny into the. . . You forgot to make a wish darling - that's the fun part!"

"A better standard of living?... Can you be a bit more specific?"

"Okay, what's your second wish?"

Nutcracker

"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."

Amen

"I'm your Fairy Dog Mother"

'Got any coins? No, I'll write out a cheque.'

Gracie overhears what she thinks is Santa but is actually raccoons.